Dashing Through the Snow Card | Funny Christmas Snowman Holiday Card

For those who like their holiday humor a little unhinged. This 5x7 matte finish greeting card features a jolly snowman and the line “If you’re dashing through the snow, maybe it’s time to lay off the cocaine.” Equal parts festive and chaotic, it’s the perfect card for friends with a dark sense of humor and zero filter.

Details:
• 5" x 7" matte premium card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed in Los Angeles, CA, in small batches
• Includes white envelope 
• Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
• Friends and coworkers with sarcastic humor
• Holiday party gift exchanges
• Funny stocking stuffers
• Sticker + card bundle buyers